How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

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What did they call the Mexican cleaning robot?

Aye CaRoomba

What do you call a short Mexican?

A paragraph, because he's not big enough to be an es.

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What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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Because they were cutting corners.

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The police came and took statements but ultimately Mrs. Claus declined to press charges. OC

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What does a Mexican use to cut pizza with?

Little Caesars!

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.