What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's

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How do Mexicans cut their pizzas?

With Little Caesars

When she read the order back to me she said, "So, you have one thick sausage, anything else?

I looked her dead in the eye and replied, "Yes, I also ordered a pizza."

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What do you call a Hispanic person holding a silenced weapon?

Puerto-RECON

Why did a Hispanic man rob a train?

He had loco motives!

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What did the manager of a log cutting company tell his employees when they were working too slow?

Chop chop.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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What do you call a Hispanic midget?

Paragraph. Because he's not even a full ese.

What do Hispanic midgets cut their pizza with?

Little Caesar's