Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.

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What are you reading ?

Pupil : I dunno ! Teacher : But you're reading aloud ! Pupil : But I'm not listening !

What does a blind person read in church?

Holy Braille

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What did Sean Connery say when he noticed that there wasn't any electricity in the Pennsylvania countryside?

Shomething'sh Amish..."

What times does Sean Connery get to Wimbledon?

Tennish

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

How is November's election like the Alien vs Predator movie?

Whoever wins...we lose.