Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What do you call a black guy who reneges on a promise?

Unreliable, you racist prick.

What do you call someone who promises change but ends up burning millions of undesirables?

Sean Murray and PS4 users

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What's the best part about getting a puppy?

Getting new shoes every week.

Why is England so special?

Only they can pull out of Europe twice in a week.

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How many absurdist/surrealist comedians does it take to screw in a light bulb?

November.

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.