Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

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What do you call a promise you can't keep?

A campaign promise.

How many Director's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Just one more guys I promise.

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What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What award did the kid in a coma for six weeks win?

Atrophy.

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Why was Wycleff Jean on L&O this week?

He only promised to be gone until November

Why can't Sean Connery read November?

Because he hasn't Read October.