What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What is the difference between Scotland and a pregnant woman?

A pregnant woman is in Labour

How can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?

Ask them to pronounce unionized.

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How do you get even with Hellen Keller?

Comment your favorite Hellen Keller jokes) How do you get even with Hellen Keller Leave the plunger in the toilet

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long

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Why isn't anyone afraid of China?

Because everyone knows General Tsao's chicken. Heard from a friend today. :)

What is today's special at Google's employee cafeteria?

Alphabet Soup.

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Why did Clemson choose orange as its team color?

So they could play football on Saturday, go hunting on Sunday, and pick up garbage the rest of the week.

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a two week drunk?

I freed what

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How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.