What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

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What's the difference between Olive Garden and Reddit?

At Olive Garden the servers actually work.

What's the difference between r/politics and r/liberal?

None

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When jokes go to parties, where do they wait for drinks?

In the punchlines.

What's the difference between organized crime and the government?

Only one of them is organized. Couldn't help but post this. Went to see a former mafia boss today, and that joke was told leading up to him speaking.

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What costs you a fortune and leaves you in tears a year and a half later?

Not cancer, but my relationship that just ended today!

What can I get you today?

Harambe: May I get a martini Me: Just ice for Harambe. Harambe: Just ice Me: Justice for Harambe.

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What's the difference between an 18yo and a washing machine?

You can dump your load in a washing machine and it won't follow you round for two weeks telling you it loves you

What's the difference between your mom and a washing machine?

If I dump a load in a washing machine it doesn't follow me around for the next few weeks.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters