Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

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What do people with memory loss and posters on r/jokes have in common?

They both say the same jokes over and over again.

What's the difference between the jokes from today and next week's jokes?

The posters.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

How many /r/twoxchromosomes posters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ten. 1 to screw in the lightbulb, and the other 9 to provide emotional support.

Where are the posters?

WIFE: THEY JUST DISAPPEARED! In other room *cat is furiously stuffing missing dog posters into paper shredder*

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What do you call a barking dog riding the subway?

a sub-woofer!!!

Karma Jokes More Karma Jokes

What do you call a Russian airliner that goes down over Egypt?

Karma.

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why did Jon Snow buy an athletic cup?

For the crotch.

What if I'm always just inexplicably shuffling a deck of cards?

Would you buy that Like "whoa, who's that drifter !"

Disappear Jokes More Disappear Jokes

Where did the tornado go?

Me: Don't worry. It's gone. 6: To where Me: It just disappeared 6: Isn't that a little bit fishy

How did the Chihuahua disappear on the road?

It was using a hide-'n-go-seekle!

Rjoke Jokes More Rjoke Jokes

Which is more environment-friendly: Facebook or r/jokes?

Facebook produces too much plastics while r/jokes has 100% recycling rate.

What's the most eco friendly subreddit?

r/Jokes because over 90% is recycled garbage.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

What do you call a fight between a Mexican and Jared Fogle?

Alien vs Predator.

Miss Jokes More Miss Jokes

What do you call a terrorist who's missing an eye?

Him: I give up Me: A terrorst

Why couldn't Miss Piggy count to 70?

She got a frog stuck in her throat at 69.

Joke Jokes More Joke Jokes

What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

What happened to the joke that insulted the mods?

People laughed, because it was a good joke.