Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

How many livers do people have?

I want to make sure I have a backup before I put this thing on Ebay.

Why did the artists stay away from the irritable blacksmith?

Nobody wanted to draw his iron.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Why did the Ferguson protesters not participate in Black Friday?

Because they have already looted everything they would have bought anyway.

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

Who is this Rorschach guy?

And why does he paint so many pictures of my parents fighting?

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

What is the difference between a baby and a stamp?

I don't have a stamp collection.

What goes all around the world but stays in one corner the entire time?

Stamps!

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the post office get sued?

For Mail-Practice!!

What two words have thousands of letters in them?

Post office.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

How many posters who type 'r/antijokes' on this sub only do it for karma?

Seriously, I don't know. Maybe 50?

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.