Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why did the parrot wear a raincoat ?

Because she wanted to be a Polly unsaturated !

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Buy Jokes More Buy Jokes

Why do butchers avoid buying cattle from Colorado?

Because the steaks are too high.

What's the saddest computer you can buy?

A Dell

Fight Jokes More Fight Jokes

What do you call a Sith lord who refuses to fight?

A sithy.

What do Polish Hussars and toothpaste have in common?

They both fight against Tartars.

Stamp Jokes More Stamp Jokes

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !

Why did people stop printing stamps with photo of Pamela Anderson?

Banta: Because people started licking the wrong side of it for pasting them on the envelopes..

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Poster Jokes More Poster Jokes

Why isn't Luke on the poster for The Force Awakens?

He's a bit Shywalker. I'm so, so sorry everyone.

What's the difference between the jokes I read today, and the jokes I read last week?

The posters