What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What is the best gift you can give your girlfriend for your anniversary?

Nothing. It's a gift she will always remember. Edit: Wording clarified (Thanks to therinnovator).

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What is the longest word in the English language?

SMILES because there is a mile between the first and last letters!

What is the difference between a human dad and a moth dad?

Two letters.

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Why don't the post office get the Jehovah's Witnesses to deliver the mail on Saturday?

Work smarter not harder people.

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What do Canadian banks and psych wards have in common?

They both contain locked up loonies!