What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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Why did the punster enjoy the Broadway show about etymology?

Because it was a play on words.

What's the plural form of the word "anecdote"?

Data

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What letter stands for the ocean?

The letter C.

Why is "Z" afraid of all of the other letters?

Because they're Not-Z's ( )

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What two words contain the most letters?

A: Post office.

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How many Marxists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: None: The light bulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

What starts with a 'C', contains the letters U, N, and T, is hairy on the outside, and soft on the inside?

A coconut!