Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Why did Jon snow stand in line at the Apple store?

For the watch!

What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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Why did the devil buy so many shoes?

He wanted their soles.

What's the difference between the Devil and Ted Cruz?

The Devil has standards.

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Why did Satan need life alert?

Because he had fallen, and could not get back up.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.