Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did the snake say to the cornered rat ?

Hiss is the end of the line for you !

How did the dyslexic American mathematician sing the first line of his national anthem?

Oh secant, you say "

Post Office Jokes More Post Office Jokes

Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why didn't the feminist get a job at the post office?

Because she refused to work in a mail dominated industry.

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What is a perfect society formed by a Asian called?

A Yutopia

What do a marriage and superglue have in common?

They both form a bond in seconds, last (ideally) forever, and are dissolved by alcohol.

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Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

What if the Bible had a major typo and the Devil was really after our SOIL?

Maybe he just wants to grow some pot plants.

Satan Jokes More Satan Jokes

What internet provider does Satan use in hell?

Comcast

What did Satan name his new bar?

The BeelzebPub