Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

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What do you call it when people line up well?

High queue-ality.

What is cosmetics?

ANSWER: Cosmetics is a woman's means for keeping a man from reading between the lines.

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Why hang Wanted posters in the post office?

We're not crime-fighting crusaders. We're buying stamps.

What begins with P ends with E and has thousands of letters?

The Post Office

Form Jokes More Form Jokes

What would happen if pigs went on strike?

They'd form pigget lines.

What form of radiation bakes you cookies?

A gramma ray

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Who's there ! Becker ! Becker who ?

Becker the devil you know !

Why did the banjo player get into heaven?

The devil has standards.

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why doesn't God want to argue with Satan?

Because Satan has more politicians to help him.