Whatcha makin'?

God: Trust. Man can use it to form lasting bonds and friendships. What you making Satan: A bong.

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What's that coffee drink with icecream?

I used to know it, but... Affogato.

Why do New Zealand farmers now wear kilts?

Because the sheep have gotten used to the sound of zippers

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What are you taking for it?

Man replies "Pollen"

What the quickest way to a mans heart?

Though his chest with a knife

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Why does the bad guy always have to know some form of martial art?

Why cant they just throw stuff while screaming "stay away from me!"

What did Noah do with all the poop?

Threw it overboard. it formed the UK. Taken from here:

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Why does it take so long when Satan is in front of you in line at the post office?

Because the devil takes many forms.

Why did Satan keep growing his herb garden even when his oregano died each time?

Because he always had a Hell of a good thyme.

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What is the best Vitamin for friendship?

B1. Because no one wants to be friends with a guy in a metabolic coma due to a thiamine deficiency.

What's the easiest way to end a friendship?

Just asking for a friend