What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!

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Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Triangle Jokes More Triangle Jokes

What's the difference between a triangle and Manchester United ?

A triangle has three points

What did one triangle say to the other triangle about the square?

Look out for that guy, he's got another side to him.