Cause Allies don't like axis powers
She puts her top back on and leaves.
Crackers always leave crumbs.
gloves! nah don't know, it hasn't opened the present yet
X and V. There's a C between them.
Not-tea
Summer, they like it before it's cool
Cause if it was invented anywhere else it'd be called a teethbrush.
Are you positive
there's a big idiot between the "I" and the "Y" on the keyboard. Why don't you go and see who it is?
They couldn't function together.
2 squared!
Because it's harder to run in squares.
Because Russia was Stalin
Udder chaos!
One of them is a flimsy thing that refuses to stand up on it's own. The other is a medical condition.
My homework"
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
On dos axes