Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What's the worse thing to do to a blind person?

Leave a plunger in the toilet

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Which two letters on the keyboard are the furthest from each other?

X and V. There's a C between them.

Who invented the equation?

A X-pert

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Why are Muslim countries are banning PokemonGo?

Because Allah likes digimon

Why doesn't Yogi wear shoes?

He likes to go... bearfoot! I'll see myself out...

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Why are white people racist against black people?

Cause they have smaller PPs lol

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

How do alien hunters keep from oversleeping?

They SETI their alarm-y

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What is Pi squared?

Pop-tart.

Why did the pentagon change it's name to the square?

Because they were cutting corners.

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why did the feminist refuse to work at the post office?

Because it was a mail dominated industry

Why did the airport luggage checker refuse to date the depressed man?

he had to much baggage

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How many schoolteachers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. Anything not completed during the lesson is added to the homework.

How do you know if a Chinaman robbed your house?

Your homework is done and your computer is upgraded, but two hours later he is still trying to back out of your driveway.

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers