Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Why did the leper fail his driving test?

He left his foot on the clutch.

Why did Comic Sans's girlfriend leave him?

He just wasn't her type.

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Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

What is it called when you mix Alcohol and Literature?

Tequila Mockingbird. (X-post )

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What does a fisherman say when he catches a fish?

His catch-phrase. Short n' Sweet, hope you like it!

Which president likes doing laundry?

George WASHING-A-TON. He's the 8 year old white Kevin Hart.

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How do you know that William Wallace is normally distributed?

Cause he has infinite degrees of FREEEEEDOM!!!

Why do we call the office printer Bob Marley?

Cause it's always Jammin'

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How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

What is a Farmer's favorite pick-up line?

Girl. You look so good that I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y'all!

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What is the name of a bag pipe band that likes to play while jumping on squares?

hopscotts.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What do you call a candelabra that refuses to hold candles?

A candle-nah-brah

Why don't Muslims fill out online forms?

Because they refuse to Submit to anyone but Allah.

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What did the Mexican say when his homework flew out the window?

Where you going essay!

What does the Mexican kid say as his homework flys out of the window?

Ayyee essay, where are you going

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis