Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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Leave Jokes More Leave Jokes

Who's there ! Arbus ! Arbus who ?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

X Jokes More X Jokes

What begins with an "s", ends with a "x" and leaves a guy blown away?

Semtex.

Why didn't the Romans find algebra very challenging?

Because X was always 10

Like Jokes More Like Jokes

What did the author of The Lord Of The Rings say after he completed his books?

If you like dialogue, theres a whole lot of Tolkein.

What do you say to an ugly person?

Anything you like, what are they going to do about it?

Cause Jokes More Cause Jokes

Why can't ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Cause they would quack up.

Why are some flowers gangsta ?

Cause they carry pistils.

Y Jokes More Y Jokes

What do yeast and a redneck have in common?

They're both usually found with beer and inbred. -&y (written by moi)

How do you spell candy with two letters?

C and Y

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What is the difference between a parrot saying "E equals M C squared" and most people saying it?

Nothing.

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

Ally Jokes More Ally Jokes

How did the Allies have time to prepare D-Day?

Because Russia was Stalin

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

Refuse Jokes More Refuse Jokes

What do you call someone who refuses to fart in public?

A Private Tutor.

Why did Shakespeare refuse to join the army?

He didn't like the phrase fire at will!

Homework Jokes More Homework Jokes

What do young ghosts write their homework in?

Exorcise books.

What happened to your homework?

Pupil: I made it into a paper plane and someone hijacked it.

Axis Jokes More Axis Jokes

How do beer companies track their sales?

On dos axes

Why was the horizontal plane judged in Germany?

It was x-axis