What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

Previous Random Joke Next

2 Jokes More 2 Jokes

Why did the Mexican Army only bring 5000 soldiers to the Alamo?

They only had 2 vans

How do you make a dead dog shake?

2 scoops ice cream, 1 scoop dead dog.

Mathematician Jokes More Mathematician Jokes

Why are so many Mathematicians vegetarians?

Cos Lettuce

What kind of movie do mathematicians most often watch?

rated movies

Square Jokes More Square Jokes

What did the square say to the blob?

You're out of shape.

What did the square say to the triangle?

You're outta line!