What did the mathematician say while golfing?

2 squared!

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What are three 2 letter words meaning small?

Is it in

What do you call 2 Mexicans playing basketball?

Juan on Juan.

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What did the mathematician say about vertical videos?

I'm sorry, but the video you filmed is imaginary. Please rotate your phone 90 degrees and try again.

How did the Mathematician relieve his constipation?

He worked it out with a pencil!

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How do you deal with radical Islamists?

You square them.

Why are manholes round?

They figured three squares was enough for the sewers to handle.