How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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What happens when 2 meets 3 at Times Square?

36

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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Why did I spill root beer on a DNS server?

Just because ICANN.

How do you make a ghoul float?

1 cup of root beer, 2 scoops of ghoul.

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What do Mexican parents and good reddit comments have in common?

They have lots of children.

What does Facebook and a conversation between two teenagers have in common?

A lot of likes