How do you make a hippopotamus float?

2 hippos and a LOT of root beer.

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How many NBA finals does Lebron plan on losing?

not 1 not 2 not 3 not 4 not 5 not 6 not 7

Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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What soft drink do pigs like best?

Root beer.

What do you get when you add root beer to a square cup?

Beer.

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What do women and police cars have in common?

They both make a lot of noise to let you know they are coming.

Why did the superhero make a lot of shredded cheese?

It was for the grater good.