Why do chicken coops have only 2 doors?

If they had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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How do you tell 2 Scotsmen apart?

You lift their kilts, and whichever one of them has a Quarter Pounder is a McDonald!

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How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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A fifth.

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4 doors they would be called chicken sedans!

Why are there 2 doors on a chicken coupe?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan