What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How do you get 4 girls to sit on one chair?

You flip it upside down.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

5 1 to hold the bulb and 4 to spin the ladder.

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What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What kind of fish can you find in a hospital?

A sturgeon.

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What is a Catholic's favorite weapon?

Nun-chucks.

Why are Catholics the worst drivers?

They always pull out at the last second (usually to avoid a child).

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How do you get four old ladies to say the F word?

Have the fifth one say.... BINGO!

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths