What do you find with 4 Catholics?

A fifth.

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How many alto sax players does it take to change a light bulb?

A: Five. One to handle the bulb and 4 to contemplate how David Sanborn would've done it.

Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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What do gamers who switch consoles and mathematicians have in common?

They both have problems finding x.

How did Bill Cosby find his daughter in the woods?

A: Pretty good

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What do Catholics and Baptists have in common?

Neither acknowledge their fellow church-goers at the liquor store.

What do you call a nun who is outside her local calling area?

A roamin' Catholic.*

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How much alcohol does it take to get a black person drunk?

About three fifths.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.