Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

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When does a Pentagon have only 4 sides?

When it is intercepted by a plane.

What about my atm card which holds all my money?

Any 4 numbers in a row."

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Why was Yoda afraid of the number Seven ... ?

because

What does a guy who can predict the lottery numbers 99% of the time have in common with the letters C, D, G, H, J, K, M, N, O, P, Q, R, S, T, U, V, W, X, Y, and Z?

They're not infallible

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Why didn't the number 4 get into the nightclub?

Because he is 2 square.

Why are there no nightclubs on Venus?

They shut down because they had a toxic atmosphere