Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

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Why don't you want to win an award for Best Feline Sphincter?

Because it's a catastrophe :-) Yeah, ok, I'll be going now. EDIT: removed explanation.

Who would win in a fight between John Cena and Chuck Norris?

Depends on who wrote the script.

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What was the man running around ?

from my 5yr old son Because he wanted to catch some sleep.

What did the recent KKK hit-and-run victim order at Starbucks?

A flat white.

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Why is horse racing so romantic?

Because the horse hugs the rails the jockey puts his arms around the horse and you can kiss your money goodbye!

Why does Lichtenstien never lose a race?

Because nothing is faster then Liecht!

Orange Jokes More Orange Jokes

Why did the orange fall out with the orange-peeler?

Because he was taking the pith. /gets coat. bai.

What happened when the Orange slept with the skanky Lemon?

He got Lemonaids.

Juice Jokes More Juice Jokes

What is the best method of separating juice?

by concentration.

What kind of juice do you get from sick lemons?

LemonAIDS