What's bright, red and orange and looks good on hippies?

Fire.

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How do you find Will Smith in the snow?

Look for fresh prints.

What did one sheep say to the other?

Hey look, we have the same IPhone case

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What did the owner of a brownie factory say when his factory caught fire?

I'm getting the fudge outta here!"

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What did the hippie say when you told him to leave your house?

Namaste

Why do hippies wear corduroy?

It's groovy!

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.