Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What do Alicia Keys, Katniss Everdeen, and Joan of Arc all have in common?

They're all girls on fire.

Why are French guns the best to buy?

They've never been fired, and only dropped once.

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What do you call two Mexicans on a firetruck?

Hose A and Hose B.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.