Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What's the difference between Victoria Taylor and Arnold Schwarzenegger?

One was fired, the other was terminated

Why did the butcher get fired?

For bringing home the bacon.

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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Why do they call me the fireman?

Cause I turn on the hoes

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.