What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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How do you teach your dog to roll over ?

Put him on fire.

Why was the kitten fired from his telemarketing job?

For Catcalling

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What's the difference between a Volvo and a Mercedes?

Princess Diana wouldn't be caught dead in a Volvo

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!"

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Why do the say "Amen" in church but not "Awoman?

Because they sing hymns, not hers!*

Why don't bees go to church?

Because they are in sects.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!

What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.