What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!"

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How do you make a Cat sound like a Dog?

You pour some gasoline on it, light it on fire and it will go

Why didn't Pinocchio make it thru puberty?

He caught on fire.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why was the dietician kicked out of the casino?

He was caught counting carbs.

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What did the Priest say to the Church of Vegetables?

Lettuce pray.

What kind of church does a triangle attend?

Anglican.

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

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What do you call a burning Bible?

Holy smokes.

What did they priest say when he got censered?

Holy smoke!