Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What has 200 teeth and holds back Godzilla?

My zipper

How do you make a door hold water?

You open it slightly so it's ajar.

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What does 007 wear on his head?

A Bondana.

What's the difference between a man on a unicycle wearing a tuxedo and a man on a bicycle wearing a tank top?

Attire.

Pant Jokes More Pant Jokes

What are calories?

Little elves that tighten your waistband on your pants a little every night

What kind of pants do Mario and Luigi wear?

Denim denim denim.

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!

What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.