Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

How do black people tan?

Holding their hands up

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How many kids do you think Wolverine has?

Because a vasectomy would heal in seconds and he doesn't look like he'd wear a rubber or pull out.

Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

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What do you get when you cross a telephone with a pair of pants?

Bell-bottoms!

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

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What happened to the fireman who let the house burn?

He got fired.

What do you do if you see a fireman?

You put it out, man!