What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Why were India kicked out of the Soccer world Cup held in England in 1966 ?

A. Every time they were given a corner, they built a shop."

What's the difference between Jesus and picture of Jesus ?

It takes only one nail to hold the picture up

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

Why do moths fly with their legs spread?

Have you ever seen the size of mothballs?

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!