What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

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Why did Sepp Blatter resign from the FIFA president position?

He just couldn't hold it any longer.

What do you do when you want to golf in a thunderstorm?

Hold up a 1 Iron. Not even God can hit a 1 iron.

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What do you call a judge with no left hand and left leg?

He is alright, but one sided!

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What do you get when you hold a mothball in your left hand and a mothball in your right hand?

A rather excited moth

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What did the sarcastic left hand say to the right hand?

You always think you're right!"

What do you call someone who sticks his right hand in shark's mouths?

Lefty!