How many bassists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None the keyboardist can do it with his left hand.

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How many birds does it take to change a lightbulb?

Toucan

How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

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How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

Why do failing college girls always screw their professors?

Cause they want the D.

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What do you have if you are holding a mothball in your right hand and a mothball in your left hand?

A. A **VERY** large moth...

What happens if you cut off your left hand?

You would be all right.