How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many Marxists does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. The lightbulb contains the seeds of its own revolution.

How many US Congress members does it take to change a lightbulb?

Only one. They just hold it still and wait for the world to revolve around them.

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How many blind people does it take to screw in a light bulb?

I am not sure, I haven't seen them try and I can't do it either.

How many optometrist does it take to screw in a light bulb?

1... or 2 Or 1 Or 2

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How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.

How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.