How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

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How many Brexiters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Woah woah woah... I never said there was a lightbulb!

How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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How many South American's does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian.

How many stoners does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, I just set the bulb down somewhere, now I can't find it. Where the hell did the bulb go?

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How many bass players does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. Five. One.

How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?

None. The piano player can do that with his left hand.