How did the hipster burn his hand?

He was into lightbulbs before they were cool.

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Burn Jokes More Burn Jokes

How long does it take to burn a candle down ?

About a wick !

What do frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant woman have in common?

An idiot who forgot to take it out earlier.

Lightbulb Jokes More Lightbulb Jokes

How many Ferguson police officers does it take to change a lightbulb?

None... they just shoot the room for being black.

What did Lil' Jon do when Home Depot employee tried to sell him a lightbulb?

Turned down 4 watt

Hand Jokes More Hand Jokes

What did the guy without hands get for christmas?

We don't know, he hasn't opened the present yet

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.