What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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Why do politians hate the term "mudslinging"?

They don't want to get their hands dirty.

Why are Boy Scouts safest when travelling with a senior?

They'll always have dry wood on hand to start a fire

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

Why did the Amish woman divorce her husband?

Because he was driving her buggy.

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What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

How can you tell a mechanic got laid?

He has one clean finger