What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What happened when the lepers played poker?

One guy threw down his hand and another laughed his head off. This was my best friend's favorite joke when she was little apparently.

What four letter word starts with F ends in K and if you can't get it you have to use your hands or fingers...?

A fork

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What does an Amish drive by shooting sound like?

clop clop clop, bang bang, clop clop clop*

What do all Amish women want?

2 Mennonite.

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What did the Amish IT guy say about the computer?

It was a bit buggy.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

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What's the one thing a mechanic can't fix?

Stupid

What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!