What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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What were the martyr's last words?

I believe in peace in our time

How are you dealing with not writing any of the songs?

He responds, "One note at a time."

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What does a racist drink to wake himself up every morning?

A KKK-Cup!

What do you call a corn farmer who wakes up one morning to find that complex branching pathways have been cut into his field?

amaized.

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What does a mechanic do during a 1 night stand?

He screws, nuts, and bolts

How can you tell if a mechanic went home for lunch?

One of his fingers is clean