What time does a mechanic wake up?

Oily!

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

What do you say when someone dies while getting an erection?

He came and went at the same time.

What is the difference between a human and a potato?

Time

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What do you call that mean guy who keeps waking you up?

A myoclonic jerk.

Why did the old man sneak past the cupboard?

He didn't want to wake up the sleeping pills.

Mechanic Jokes More Mechanic Jokes

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand up a horse's arse?

A mechanic.

What do you call an Amish guy with his hand in a horse's mouth?

A mechanic.