What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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How do I big it?

Silly dad, the internet told me all you have to do is be a Christian.

Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

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Why should you never mess with a Gladiator who knows his English literature?

First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare

What's Shakespeare's favorite video game?

Sonnet the hedgehog

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What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

What did Patrick Stewart say when he proposed to his wife?

Engage.