What did Shakespeare say when Mr. Big proposed to him?

Noth"

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Who's bigger?

Mr. Bigger Or Mr. Bigger's baby The baby, because it is a little Bigger.

Who's bigger, Mr. Bigger or Mr. Bigger's baby?

Mr. Bigger's baby, because he's just a little Bigger.

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What do you call an alcoholic with Parkinson's?

Shakespeare (say it out loud)

What do you call a nervous javelin thrower?

Shakespeare.

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Which his guide had proposed to climb. - Do people tumble down often here?

No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.

How do you propose to a stoner?

Marriage, you wanna