Let's knot."
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Coffee Mug
Even though my existence is meaningless I want to spend the rest of it with you."
Marriage, you wanna?
Marriage.. you wanna?"
Yes! But we cantaloupe.
Noth"
Engage.
He gave her a ring.
Yes but we cantaloupe.
Marriage, you wanna
It Snapped, Crackled and Popped the question.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
No, the guide said, one time is usually enough.
Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.
With a hamst-ring! I'm sorry.
I'm funny that way.
With arroz.
My guitar doesn't yell at me when I snap it's g-string
Jalapeno business! ha ha.. haha.. ha love this joke (Usually accompanied with three snaps of the fingers in the shape of the letter Z and moving my head from side to side)
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Sometimes you start out all hearts and diamonds, but end up wishing you had a club and a spade.
Some idiot forgot to pull it out in time.
A snowfake.
Dyslexia.
Because he was in love with a cantaloupe.
Because the warranty is void if the seal is broken.
Ever seen a fish spend a fortune trying to hook a human?
One: He holds the bulb and the rest of Canada revolves around him.
Because if you lay them right the first time, you can walk all over them from the rest of your life!
First he'll bellowulf at you, then he'll shakespeare
Because no matter the sport, he would always play write
A: I'm holding Time Square!
A woman.
