What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Who didn't let the gorilla into the ballet?

Just the people who were in charge of that decision.

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

What type of knot do you tie in space?

An astronaut.

String Jokes More String Jokes

How did the unqualified harp player get into the orchestra?

She pulled some strings.

Why are Republicans always so strung up about 9/11?

A: Elephants never forget.

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

What did Jay-Z call Beyonce before marriage?

Feyonce

Why don't people get married in North Korea?

Well, all marriages are legal in North Korea, but no one has them because there's no rice to throw.

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a lawyer out of a tree?

Cut the rope.

Who's there ! Caroline ! Caroline who ?

Caroline of rope with you !

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

Why don't women propose to men?

Because the guy'd always be disappointed when she took out a ring.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?