What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

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Let Jokes More Let Jokes

Why was the snow yellow?

Elsa let it go!

Why did Jimmy get into a horrific car accident?

He let God take the wheel Edit: He let take the wheel

Knot Jokes More Knot Jokes

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Why do dogs make good sailors?

They know their knots.

String Jokes More String Jokes

Why did the puppeteer get out of jail?

Because he "pulled a few strings"!

How much for it?

Just take it "For free What's the catch " No strings attached. "You son of a bit.."

Marriage Jokes More Marriage Jokes

When I was a little boy I asked my mum 'how many is a couple?

She replied 'oh, two or three' Now I know why her marriage didn't last long

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

Rope Jokes More Rope Jokes

How do you get a black guy out of a tree?

Cut the rope!

What did the string say when the rope proposed marriage?

Let's knot."

Propose Jokes More Propose Jokes

What did the melon say to the banana when it proposed?

Yes! But we cantaloupe.

How did the stoner propose to his girlfriend?

Marriage, you wanna?