Astro-knots.
Interactive Joke of the Day Mug
Coffee Mug
Let's knot."
By tying a knot on its tail.
Uh, like, can you knot?
Pretzalcoatl
Knot cool
By watching the noose.
It's a tie.
Forget-me-knots!
They know their knots.
An astronaut.
Couple's Daily Question Mug
Stupid
Give it two test-tickles!
Not today.
I've never seen or heard from either of them.
Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog
nervous glance at dog Dog: Frank, we've been over this. I like you as a friend
You get a certificate for showing you can do it and hope to god you never have to do it again
Me: Marriage is complicated. 4: Is it because you're stupid
His grades were below sea level
Because the Captain was stood on the deck!
Cupigs!
By putting flowers on the grave.
Both of them.
It swags its tail.
Re-tail.
