How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Pollyanna's does it take to change a lightbulb?

None. It's too dark.

How many abstract artists does it to screw in a lightbulb?

A fish!

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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What kind of knots only exist in space?

Astro-knots.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

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How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.

How many Astros fans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Both of them.