How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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How many dwarves does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Two one to hold the bulb and the other to serve him beer until the room starts spinning.

How many dull people does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One.

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What does basketball have?

l l l l l The Blacks.

Why don't blacks celebrate thanksgiving?

It's hard to be thankful when KFC is closed

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How much liquor does it take before you start telling racist jokes?

For me, it's about three fifths.

What do you call bad filmography in another dimension?

Breaking the fifth wall.