How many blacks does it take to screw in a light blulb?

Three Fifths

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How many?

How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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What's the worst thing about Mexican and Black jokes?

Once you've heard Juan, you've heard Jamal.

What's black &amp white and can't turn around in an elevator?

A nun with a javelin through her neck.

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What do you usually find with four Catholics?

A fifth.

How many black Oscar nominees would it take (compared to white nominees) to satisfy the boycotters?

Three-fifths as many seems like a generous offer.