How many words does it take to start a car?

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What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

Why did all most of the black soldiers die in Vietnam?

When the commander yelled "GET DOWN", they all started dancing.

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How long does it take Putin to give his car an oil change?

Nyet long. He's always Russian.

Why wouldn't they let Helen Keller drive a car?

Because she was a woman

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How many "friend zoned" guys does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: a word

What word begins with the letter "F" and ends in "UCK"?

A: FIRETRUCK.

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How many words does it take to start a car?

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

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