How many words does it take to start a car?

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When is the only time a woman says something smart?

When her sentence starts with "A wise man once said"

How did the violinist learn to play violin?

He just started fiddling with it.

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What do you call a bee that has been run over by a car?

Bee flat Music joke for those who don't understand. B flat is a note.

What do you get if you breed a Green Lantern, a car and an atheist?

Willing suspension of disbelief

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Why are ghosts always just moaning?

Did your manners die too Use your words!

What two words have the most letters?

Post office.

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How many IT techs does it take to change a lightbulb?

Ticket closed: Forwarded to facilities.

How many words does it take to start a car?

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