What happened when Smokey the Bear started the forest fire?

A: He got arrested just like you would've.

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What happens when you throw a green stone into the Red Sea?

It gets wet.

What happened to the Marine that took a laxative?

He was relieved of doodie.

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How do you start a stampede in Ethiopia?

Carve a turkey

How do you start a rave in Ethiopia?

Strap a steak to the ceiling

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Why was the sterile Grizzly upset?

Because he couldn't Bear children.

Why was Jesus not born in West Virginia?

Because they couldn't find three wise men or a virgin. Gf sent me this when she was driving through the state.

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Why was the battery arrested ?

cuz it was charged with electricity .

What happened to the pie dish that got arrested?

He was foiled.

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have webbed feet ?

To stamp out forest fires !