Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What's common between Marriage &amp a Port-a-potty?

There are those who are waiting to get in it and then you have those wanting too get out of it.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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How do you turn a dishwasher into a snow thrower?

Give her a shovel.

What's the deal with lampshades?

If your gonna turn on a light... Why shade it.

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What did 1 volcano say to another volcano?

That ash.

Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

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What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have flat webbed feet?

To stomp out forest fires.