Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

Why do ducks have big flat feet?

A: To stamp out forest fires.

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What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep?

A stega-snore-us.

What kind of teeth can you buy with a dollar?

Buck teeth!

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Why do Brides wear white?

To match the rest of the household appliances.

What for ?

Ref: The rest of the match !

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Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

What is the best type of story to tell a runaway horse?

A tale of whoa!

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Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

What's the difference between Superman and Roman Reigns?

Superman's powers are all natural .

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How do you start a rave in Uganda ?

Glue a piece of toast to the ceiling

Why do bakers start working so early in the morning?

Because they knead dough.