Campfire Jokes

Why can't Roman Reigns light a campfire?

Because he doesn't carry any matches!

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

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Story Jokes More Story Jokes

What is the tallest building in the world?

The library, it’s got the most stories!

What do you call a story about a WW2 shipyard?

A riveting tale.

Roman Jokes More Roman Jokes

Why are 490 Romans funny?

Because XD

How did the Romans split up their empire?

With a pair of Caesars. (Thanks )

Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why are the "sans" family of fonts so serious?

No one wants to be comic sans.

Why do dentists only want to be awarded with paper certificates?

They hate plaque buildup.

Ghost Story Jokes More Ghost Story Jokes

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.

Who writes ghost stories?

A ghost writer.

Phantom Jokes More Phantom Jokes

Why French Fighter jet are name phantom?

Because they don't exist.

What do you call a phantom by a campfire?

A toasty ghosty

Tell Jokes More Tell Jokes

How do you tell how rich a black man is. By how many gold chains he has, how do you tell how rich a white man is?

By how many slaves he has.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

Ash Jokes More Ash Jokes

What did Ash say when Pikachu went missing?

Where did my Pokemon Go "

What do you have left after you burn a French alphabet?

H Edit: I don't like explaining jokes but since the first guy didn't get I might as well: When pronounced in a French accent it sounds like ash.

Carry Jokes More Carry Jokes

What was the ambulance saying when they were carrying Satoru Iwata?

Wii U Wii U Wii U Wii U

What do you call a horse who likes to carry all the groceries?

A one trip pony :D