What does a cow like to do by a campfire?

Roast Moosmallows!

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What did the potato ask the cow?

Give me some milk, and we can make mashed potatoes.

What did the cow is standing all alone in a field say?

Where are the udders? (Thanks to my three boys for that one!)

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Why did the campfire turn into a forest fire?

It wanted to get off its ash.

What kinds of stories do dolphins tell around the campfire?

They're just ghost stories for all in tents and porpoises.