Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

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Cow Jokes More Cow Jokes

What does a cow measure its harddrive in?

Moogabytes

What do you call a cow that fell in a hole?

A hole-y Cow!

Night Jokes More Night Jokes

What flies around your light at night and can bite off your head ?

A tiger moth !

What do buccaneers let off on bonfire night?

Piratechnics!

Saturday Jokes More Saturday Jokes

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

What days are strong days?

Saturday and Sunday, because the rest are weak days.

Slaughter House Jokes More Slaughter House Jokes

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Saturday Night Jokes More Saturday Night Jokes

Why do brunettes know so many blonde jokes?

A: Gives 'em something to do on Saturday night!

Why did Elton John's trucking company only work weekends?

Because Saturday nights alright for freighting.