Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

Where have you been my whole life?

I said "SOBER"

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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?

Old Moo Eyes!

What do you call a cow which can no longer produce milk?

An udder failure.

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Why did the man put a dead tiger on his lawn?

To scare off Cat burglars!

What do anime ghosts say to scare people?

Weeaboo

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Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

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Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house

Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.