Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What did the dyslexic man do when life gave him lemons?

He made melon-ade

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What is the first derivative of a cow?

A prime rib.

How do cows multiply?

With cowculators!

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How did Satan turn an unbeliever holy?

He scared the hell out of him.

What did the recent Sunni convert says about ISIS?

They really scared the Shiite outa me!

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Because he didn't fancy the stake.

Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house