Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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What do parliament and Ukrainian skies have in common?

They're both raining bodies

Why are Native Americans the most successfull strippers?

Because when they dance, they make it rain.

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Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

Why can't Stevie Wonder see his mates?

Because he's married.