Why do owls not mate when it's raining?

Toowet Towoo

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What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

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Where is the first baseball game in the Bible?

In the big inning. Eve stole first, Adam stole second. Cain struck out Abel. The Giants and the Angels were rained out.

What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

boooooooooooooots

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What did the pirate say after his first-mate stuck the wheel in his pants?

ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"

What's the mating call of a sorority girl?

O My GOd! I am so drunk.