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Because they were mated.
O My GOd! I am so drunk.
Anyone that goes near my wife!
The htc M8. Oi mate
ARGHH! You're driving me nuts!"
Because he's married.
Toowet Towoo
he asked. "Thanks," I said, "That's very flattering." He said, "Not really mate."
They keep saying check, mate.
His first mate.
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He managed to find mates named Matthew, Mark, Luke and John hanging around in the Middle East.
His first mate
Because it was Frigid
Because he had a reptile dysfunction.
I'm soo ddrrrruunnkk!"
A poodle split in half.
Because all of their broads are in Atlanta
OC I think I'm feeling C6
To-mate-toes!
It's the only chance they have to mate.
Oxfam.
Khal Pacino.
Because she was his sole mate.
Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.
Salut!
Because they don't want to wake up the rest of the bunch.
When asked if they want to be economically joined with Greece, all they can say is "eeeeuuuuuuu"
Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*
You are very "deer" to me.
You guys have no life!"
A homeboyeur.
Because they feared a premature ejectulation
The soviet Onion
South Korean BBQ has more Seoul
Their Seoul Mate.
It pokes holes in condoms.
If he didn't, he would fall.
