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Happen Jokes More Happen Jokes

What happens when Hillary throws relevant questions?

Donald Ducks I'll show myself out

What happened to the wizard who ran away with the circus?

The police made him bring it back again.

Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How'd the monkey fall out of the tree. He was dead. How'd the next second monkey fall out of the tree?

He was stapled to the first monkey! How'd the Third monkey fall out of the tree. Peer Pressure.

What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

Year Jokes More Year Jokes

What did you get for your birthday?

Another year!

What did one Japanese man say to the other?

I'm not quite sure. I only took one year of Japanese in high school.

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why do pirates wake up early on Saturday?

To watch Dablooney Toons!

Where would an eccentric beverage go if it wanted to watch married couples fight and read high quality humor columns?

A: To the Drink Quirks Wed Fight.

Idiot Jokes More Idiot Jokes

How do you keep a idiot waiting?

I'll tell you guys later.

What is one of the funniest simple joke you have ever heard?

Literally... made you die laughing e.g. Why did the monkey fall of the tree bc it died e.g. How do you keep an idiot in suspense

Wait Jokes More Wait Jokes

How to keep idiot waiting?

I'll tell tomorrow.

Who is that walking up my driveway?

Anxiety in 3...2...1... knock, knock *sigh* "WAIT A SECOND!" *mumbles* "I need to find pants."

Lover Jokes More Lover Jokes

Who's there ! Bully ! Bully who ?

Bully Jean is not my lover !

How do conspiracy theorists like their lovers?

Illumi-naughty

Friday Jokes More Friday Jokes

Which day do chickens hate the most?

Friday.

What day do fries hate the most?

Friday

Valentine Day Jokes More Valentine Day Jokes

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?

I'm stuck on you!"

13th Jokes More 13th Jokes

What do they call the 13th floor in England?

The 12th floor.

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Valentine Jokes More Valentine Jokes

What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

What did the french chef give his wife on Valentine's day?

A hug and a little quiche.

Nevermind Jokes More Nevermind Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

What would you guys like to ask an American?

Nevermind they'll just tell you anyway

Scary Movie Jokes More Scary Movie Jokes

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

Why do black people always die first in scary movies?

Because they never run from nothin but the police