What did the Calvinist say after he fell down the stairs?

Well, glad I got that over with."

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

How's someone just gonna fall asleep while committing a felony?

smh

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a four-year old child?

Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!

Stair Jokes More Stair Jokes

What do you call a fugitive, talking down to you while fleeing down the stairs?

a condescending con descending.

What do you call a rude criminal walking down the stairs?

A condescending con descending.