Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
One's a seedy beast and the other's a deceased bee.
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
Like why don't you just make bags that are twice as strong
I don't have a mercedes in my garage!
A Dell rolling in the deep.
Moo." What did the cow saw when she fell into a ditch? "Moo." What did the cow say when she fell onto the electric fence? "Moo." What did the cow say when she got hit by a train? "Why does everything always happen to meeee?" Protip: My dad wrote this joke for me when I was six.
There's twenty of them.
Fred and George Weasley.
Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a small bag of cocaine fall out of a window.
A snowblower
