BUMBLEGUM. Five year olds think it's hilarious. I do not.
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They ain't private ears. (I don't care if a six year old came to this first thirty years ago, it just came to me.)
The get all you '90s references.
Slicking her hair back and making her look like a six year old boy.
He was having a midlife crisis
Ramen! Before you judge harshly, I would like to state that this was invented by a six year old, all on his own, no coaching.
There's twenty of them.
A Sandy Hook survivor.
One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler!
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You get to meet Jared Fogel.
Eric Clapton wouldn't drop a bag of cocaine out the window
Her hips.
There's 20 of them.
The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.
Greece! (courtesy of my ten year old)
There's 20 of them
Theres twenty four of them.
Eric Clapton wouldn't let a baggie of cocaine fall out the window.
Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out a window.
Zero. You can't fit a hairless ten-year-old inside a light bulb.
There are twenty of them
Eric Clapton never would have let his bag of coke fall out of a 49th-story window!
In a USBee hive. Thank my ten year old for that one.
Exactly where you left him
Yo Momma! My eight-year-old daughter wants to see how many upvotes she can get. Ten-year old brother is interested in downvotes.
There are twenty of them.
He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.
There is twenty of them.
Fred and George Weasley.
Asking for my two year old.
A two-year-old vampire.
There is twenty of them
There are 20 of them.
Because they don't have any chairs. Source: my five-year-old.
His hips
Taylor Swift! Made up by my nine year old :)
because paint! -my four-year-old daughter.
Because some of the two-year-olds were resisting a rest.
To get his guts back. My three year old made that one up, I though it was pretty good :)
They're of age.(http://www.youtube.com/watch v=lZg3-Y1QIc4)
There's twenty of them. It's better said then written.
Because it was two years old
There's no way Eric Clapton would let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window!
Him: You always look beautiful. Me: Do I need to put makeup on Him: Maybe just a... *stare* Him: No.
They're always looking for Grant money.
Ohm my god you're impeding me. *initiate knee slap
So we don't poke our eyes out.
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By saying Alderaan things.
In a Parma-John.
Quarter pounder with cheese !
11 years old.
If you slick her hair back, she looks like an 8 year old boy.
A keurig. Joke written by my 9 year old son.
3, duh. (My ex's 9 year old little sister told me this joke, and followed is up with: "and YOU'RE the math guy!" >< Burned.)
A wrecktangle. (Made up by my 10 year old daughter :)
Both the engines and the co-pilot stop whining.
I don't know, ask Dave.
