What's the best thing about punching twenty one years olds?

There's twenty of them.

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

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Whats the best thing about dating a Cleveland Cavaliers fan?

They never expect a ring

What's the best thing about a Boolean?

Even if you're wrong, you're only off by a bit.

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What's the best part about sleeping with twenty five year olds?

There's twenty of them.

What's the difference between an Irishman and a bottle of whiskey?

The whiskey usually doesn't get drunk until it's at least ten years old.