Why was Peter Pan a bad boxer?

His punches Neverland.

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What does Pittsburgh have in common with Peter Pan?

The Pirates always lose.

What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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Why is Wendy never pregnant?

Because Peter's sperm Neverlands.

What happened to wendy on her way to neverland?

She peed her pants (read out loud)

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How much credibility is there in that whole "you can punch yourself handsome" theory?

Asking for a friend.

What did the neckbeard say when he was punched in the throat?

M'Larynx