What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happens to all Vertibird pilots?

They Fallout

What happens when you find bones on the moon?

The cow didn't make it.

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What do you you say when a monk tries to kick you out of the monastery ?

Namaste

How did the mobster burn his lips on a tailpipe?

He tried to blow up a police car.

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What does a pimp and a redneck have on common?

They both like to throw a ho-down.

Why did the washing machine stop?

Somebody threw the towel in.

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What's Peter Pan's favorite restaurant?

A: Wendy's!

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

Why are Peter Pan's jokes not funny?

Because they Neverland

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What did the monitor say when it got punched?

Ouch, that Hertz!"

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.