What happens when Peter Pan tries to throws punches?

They Neverland.

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What happened when the Samsung Note 7 was launched?

It was an explosive success

What happened when a frog joined the cricket team ?

He bowled long hops !

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Why didn't the black kid play Pokemon?

He was afraid they were trying to catch Jamal.

Why are pigs such early risers?

Did you ever try to shut off a rooster

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Why did I throw my phone out of my window?

Because I turned on airplane mode, and thought it would turn my Iphone into a plane...

Why did the man who robbed the liquor store with a boomerang get caught?

Because he couldn't throw away the evidence

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Why is Peter Pan on the No-Fly list?

Whenever he boards a plane it neverlands

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What did Peter Pan say during the plane crash?

It looks like we're going to Neverland."

Why is peter pan always flying?

Because he neverlands

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What kind of punch hurts children the most?

A sandy hook.

How do you break a Pollock's finger?

Punch him in the nose.